Friday, December 17, 2004
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Crossing the Half Way Mark:
#11) Rating Systems
Guys and Girls rate each based on physical experience. No matter how un-superficial you are, you do it. It's human nature, instinct. You will see a member of the opposite sex and think to yourself, "She's hot," or "She's not bad," or "If she had a full mouth of teeth, she'd be really hot."
When discussing a person's relative attractiveness to rest of their gender, some people use a system, the most basic being a 1-10 scale. Some people use th golf club method: if she only looks good from far away, she's a driver, the hottest girl would be a putter. 10=putter, 1=driver. And all the irons are scattered about in between.
Then there is the "How Many Beers" method. You have state how many beers it would take you to gain carnal knowledge of a person. A 10, or a putter, would be zero beers, where as a 1, or a driver, might be 37 beers, depending on your tolerance level.
I am suggesting a new rating system. It is based on the strength of poker hands before the flop in a no limit texas hold 'em game. The 10, putter, zero beers rating would Pocket Aces (AA). The 1, driver, 37 beers rating would be 2-7 off suit. Then you might have some girls who are pocket nines or maybe a KQ, or something horrific, but not 37 beers worthy, might be a 4-9 off suit. You might have a pretty hot girl, but not top of the list, at a AQ and so on.
Let's get this into circulation.
Unitl Another One.
#11) Rating Systems
Guys and Girls rate each based on physical experience. No matter how un-superficial you are, you do it. It's human nature, instinct. You will see a member of the opposite sex and think to yourself, "She's hot," or "She's not bad," or "If she had a full mouth of teeth, she'd be really hot."
When discussing a person's relative attractiveness to rest of their gender, some people use a system, the most basic being a 1-10 scale. Some people use th golf club method: if she only looks good from far away, she's a driver, the hottest girl would be a putter. 10=putter, 1=driver. And all the irons are scattered about in between.
Then there is the "How Many Beers" method. You have state how many beers it would take you to gain carnal knowledge of a person. A 10, or a putter, would be zero beers, where as a 1, or a driver, might be 37 beers, depending on your tolerance level.
I am suggesting a new rating system. It is based on the strength of poker hands before the flop in a no limit texas hold 'em game. The 10, putter, zero beers rating would Pocket Aces (AA). The 1, driver, 37 beers rating would be 2-7 off suit. Then you might have some girls who are pocket nines or maybe a KQ, or something horrific, but not 37 beers worthy, might be a 4-9 off suit. You might have a pretty hot girl, but not top of the list, at a AQ and so on.
Let's get this into circulation.
Unitl Another One.
