Field of Deets

In a proofing exhibition, I just read my last post and realized how truly shit-like it is. But whatever, you brought it on yourselves.

Make sure you read Mo today!

After a six week hiatus, I'm trying to resurrect my online poker career. I'll keep you updated.

The end of the semester is creeping up on me. Ambiguous feelings about that.

So how about the White Sox? No way they keep it up. No way at all.

This baseball season is an interesting one, that's for sure, but you had to expect it, this being the first season in the post-roids era.

I received over 50 e-mails from the same person last night. That's right, 50.

Will is in Utah shaggin' mormons by the dozen. No, actually he is there to attend his cousin's wedding. He, Adam, and Dave are there tearing up SLC.

Jesse left for the weekend already. He is going up to Brainard, MN, to Dickey's cabin. There should be some interesting stories to come out of this.

Question: If you had a girlfriend and she made you call her father and ask him if you could have sex, how would you do it?

I doubt there are any girls out there that psycho or with that much of a death wish, but you never know.

Mifflin Street Block Party in Madison this weekend. Unfortunately I will not be in attendance for Saturday's festivities, but I will be making the trek tonight for some fun with some buddies who I see entirely too little of. Bryan, Sher, Bass, Chris, et al. Can't wait for it.

Doug Flutie is a Patriot. Does anyone outside of Mass. give a shit?

My fantasy baseball team is experiencing some real ups and downs. I just can't get it all together at the same time. And, Eric Chavez, whenever you're ready to get your average above .200, that'd be great.

I was just under the gun with pocket K's, decided not to raise, hoping someone else would, they didn't. By not raising I allowed a guy with A-2 on the button to call the BB and catch his Ace on the flop. I bet the flop and turn, then checked the river. He just called all the way and took the pot. Shaking the rust off, kids, I'll bounce back.

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I've been trying to catch the Green Day and Bruce Springsteen Storyteller episodes on VH1, but I always miss it. And someone will always ask me the next day if I saw it and tell me how good it was. Fuck 'em.

I didn't know Bruce Springsteen wrote "Blinded by the Light." - the song that brought the word "deuche" mainstream.

Shane just left for Wausau. The 213 will soon be empty for about 24 hours. Come steal our shit now.

I kid, if you do, I'll break your face with a cinder block.

Eric Schulz sucks, don't you think?

I have pics coming from Sara's 21st and other events. Just give me time to get my act together.

That seems to be a problem lately.

Alright. I'm out. Take care, be safe, have a drunk ass weekend. Tell me stories.

Until The Next.

I was trying to be a smart ass on Jesse's blog and post a comment anonymously, I failed and there is a link to my blog, my homepage, right below my comment. Figures, I would do that.

This semester needs to end. I need summer. I need drinking every night of the week. I need the sun. I need Up North trips. I need more happy hours. I need, I need, I need less school.

Grudzy going for the cycle today. You gotta like that, Cub or Card fan.

Johan last night...mmm...8 IP, 8K, and the W. Wooha.

Bryce, my 9 year old brothers, kicks off his little league career tonight in Wausau. I will be in attendance, probably as the first base coach. Right now I'm practicing saying, "If it's hit in the air, make sure you tag up."

I was talking to my dad the other night, he is an assistant coach for the squad, and he was trying to tell me the signs, but couldn't remember them and then told me to call the next day and Bryce would tell me them. If you know my dad, that will be much funnier.

Fuck Congress. Why do they need to bring in the NFL now? And what's the deal with this universal steroid policy thing they are proposing? All leagues need to protest this heavily. Our gov't cannot just come in and start making rules for private organizations. But I'm sure there is precedent for our gov't doing just that.

I'm going to move to Montana, buy 100 acres of land and start The United Acres of Deets. The UAD will have its own constitution and laws. You are welcome to be a charter member. Additional acreage will be purchased as membership grows. Bring your friends, neighbors, and co-workers, but leave the crazy-ass radical Christian right at home to sit in their own shit.

Right now the USA is creating a plan for its own demise; they just don't know it yet.

I say "they" instead of "we" because I am now a citizen of the UAD and I am running to be its first President.

Hop on the bandwagon; The Revolution is now!

Until The Next!

It's about time I get back on the Blog Horse, I think.

I got twenty bucks to bid on this.

Politicians using people's emotional connection to religion to help them further their own agenda... shame on them! Bill Frist is a racist fuck.

I still hate A-Rod.

Johan... Cy Young number 2, give it to him now.

Soccer game tonight... we won 2-1. Shane played very well. Jesse and Will did their usual thing. I was off my game tonight, if I even have a game, but I didn't get called for any fouls, although there was a play or two where I was ready to hear the whistle.

The highlight of the game was when John Hyland showed up for the next game during our second half and was announced by the driver of his car to the entire field as a 6' 4" 227 pound stud. Music blasted from the car and Hyland stepped out and danced, embraced fans, and lived in the moment. One of a kind, you gotta love him.

Short come back, but I'm feeling it again. Expect more.

Until Then.