Wednesday, April 27, 2005
The UAD
I was trying to be a smart ass on Jesse's blog and post a comment anonymously, I failed and there is a link to my blog, my homepage, right below my comment. Figures, I would do that.
This semester needs to end. I need summer. I need drinking every night of the week. I need the sun. I need Up North trips. I need more happy hours. I need, I need, I need less school.
Grudzy going for the cycle today. You gotta like that, Cub or Card fan.
Johan last night...mmm...8 IP, 8K, and the W. Wooha.
Bryce, my 9 year old brothers, kicks off his little league career tonight in Wausau. I will be in attendance, probably as the first base coach. Right now I'm practicing saying, "If it's hit in the air, make sure you tag up."
I was talking to my dad the other night, he is an assistant coach for the squad, and he was trying to tell me the signs, but couldn't remember them and then told me to call the next day and Bryce would tell me them. If you know my dad, that will be much funnier.
Fuck Congress. Why do they need to bring in the NFL now? And what's the deal with this universal steroid policy thing they are proposing? All leagues need to protest this heavily. Our gov't cannot just come in and start making rules for private organizations. But I'm sure there is precedent for our gov't doing just that.
I'm going to move to Montana, buy 100 acres of land and start The United Acres of Deets. The UAD will have its own constitution and laws. You are welcome to be a charter member. Additional acreage will be purchased as membership grows. Bring your friends, neighbors, and co-workers, but leave the crazy-ass radical Christian right at home to sit in their own shit.
Right now the USA is creating a plan for its own demise; they just don't know it yet.
I say "they" instead of "we" because I am now a citizen of the UAD and I am running to be its first President.
Hop on the bandwagon; The Revolution is now!
Until The Next!
This semester needs to end. I need summer. I need drinking every night of the week. I need the sun. I need Up North trips. I need more happy hours. I need, I need, I need less school.
Grudzy going for the cycle today. You gotta like that, Cub or Card fan.
Johan last night...mmm...8 IP, 8K, and the W. Wooha.
Bryce, my 9 year old brothers, kicks off his little league career tonight in Wausau. I will be in attendance, probably as the first base coach. Right now I'm practicing saying, "If it's hit in the air, make sure you tag up."
I was talking to my dad the other night, he is an assistant coach for the squad, and he was trying to tell me the signs, but couldn't remember them and then told me to call the next day and Bryce would tell me them. If you know my dad, that will be much funnier.
Fuck Congress. Why do they need to bring in the NFL now? And what's the deal with this universal steroid policy thing they are proposing? All leagues need to protest this heavily. Our gov't cannot just come in and start making rules for private organizations. But I'm sure there is precedent for our gov't doing just that.
I'm going to move to Montana, buy 100 acres of land and start The United Acres of Deets. The UAD will have its own constitution and laws. You are welcome to be a charter member. Additional acreage will be purchased as membership grows. Bring your friends, neighbors, and co-workers, but leave the crazy-ass radical Christian right at home to sit in their own shit.
Right now the USA is creating a plan for its own demise; they just don't know it yet.
I say "they" instead of "we" because I am now a citizen of the UAD and I am running to be its first President.
Hop on the bandwagon; The Revolution is now!
Until The Next!
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