Wednesday, February 16, 2005
I Like Her Better Than Him
I like the Coen Brothers better than the Farrelly Brothers.
I like The NeverEnding Story better than Final Destination.
I like Vanilla Sky better than Chocolate.
I like The Last Castle better than The First Knight.
I like 21 Grams better than The 25th Hour.
I like The 'burbs better than Mad City.
I like Ocean's 11 better than The Dirty Dozen.
I like The Butterfly Effect better than Dragonfly.
I like Songcatcher better than Dreamcatcher.
I like Basic better than A Simple Plan.
I like Field of Dreams better than The Dream Team.
I like Mulholland Drive better than Arlington Road.
I like Spy Game better than Stakeout.
I like Confidence better than Frailty.
I like Major League better than Minority Report.
I like Good Will Hunting better than Finding Forrester.
I like Wayne's World better than Waterworld.
I like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind better than Moonlight Mile.
I like Secret Window better than The Door in the Floor.
I like The Ice Storm better than The Perfect Storm.
I like Pi better than U-571.
I like American Beauty better than American History X.
I like The Great Escape better than Runaway Jury.
I like Raging Bull better than Bull Durham.
I like The Magnificent Seven better than Eight Men Out.
I like The Italion Job better than The Prime Gig.
I like The Blues Brothers better than The Fabulous Baker Boys.
I like The Fischer King better than The Lion King.
I like Mystic River better than A River Runs Through It.
I like Meet Joe Black better than Mighty Joe Young.
I like Judgement at Nuremberg better than The Verdict.
I like The Graduate better than The Freshman.
I like The Color of Money better than The Color Purple.
I like Dead Poet's Society better than Dead Man Walking.
I like the Green Mile better than the Scarlett Letter.
I like The Longest Yard better than The Whole Nine Yards.
I like The House of Sand and Fog better than Animal House.
I like The Natural better than The Rookie.
I like Remember the Titans better than Forget Paris.
I like The Big Lebowski better than The Big Easy.
I like Fargo better than Chicago.
I like The Way of the Gun better than Top Gun.
I like Old School better than Forever Young.
I like The Lord of the Rings better than The Lord of the Flies.
I like Kids better than The Children of the Corn.
I like Meet the Fockers better than Meet Wally Sparks.
I ilke The Big Chill better than The Big Bounce.
I like Apocalypse Now! better than Arageddon.
I like Bandits better than Small Time Crooks.
I like The Man Who Wasn't There better than The Man Who Knew Too Much.
I like Blood Work better than Dirty Work.
I like Goodfellas better than Bad Company.
I like School of Rock better than Cradle Will Rock.
I like From Hell better than Far From Heaven.
I like Donnie Darko better than Donnie Brasco.
and finally,
I like Brianna Banks better than Jenna Jameson.
Until Later.
I like The NeverEnding Story better than Final Destination.
I like Vanilla Sky better than Chocolate.
I like The Last Castle better than The First Knight.
I like 21 Grams better than The 25th Hour.
I like The 'burbs better than Mad City.
I like Ocean's 11 better than The Dirty Dozen.
I like The Butterfly Effect better than Dragonfly.
I like Songcatcher better than Dreamcatcher.
I like Basic better than A Simple Plan.
I like Field of Dreams better than The Dream Team.
I like Mulholland Drive better than Arlington Road.
I like Spy Game better than Stakeout.
I like Confidence better than Frailty.
I like Major League better than Minority Report.
I like Good Will Hunting better than Finding Forrester.
I like Wayne's World better than Waterworld.
I like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind better than Moonlight Mile.
I like Secret Window better than The Door in the Floor.
I like The Ice Storm better than The Perfect Storm.
I like Pi better than U-571.
I like American Beauty better than American History X.
I like The Great Escape better than Runaway Jury.
I like Raging Bull better than Bull Durham.
I like The Magnificent Seven better than Eight Men Out.
I like The Italion Job better than The Prime Gig.
I like The Blues Brothers better than The Fabulous Baker Boys.
I like The Fischer King better than The Lion King.
I like Mystic River better than A River Runs Through It.
I like Meet Joe Black better than Mighty Joe Young.
I like Judgement at Nuremberg better than The Verdict.
I like The Graduate better than The Freshman.
I like The Color of Money better than The Color Purple.
I like Dead Poet's Society better than Dead Man Walking.
I like the Green Mile better than the Scarlett Letter.
I like The Longest Yard better than The Whole Nine Yards.
I like The House of Sand and Fog better than Animal House.
I like The Natural better than The Rookie.
I like Remember the Titans better than Forget Paris.
I like The Big Lebowski better than The Big Easy.
I like Fargo better than Chicago.
I like The Way of the Gun better than Top Gun.
I like Old School better than Forever Young.
I like The Lord of the Rings better than The Lord of the Flies.
I like Kids better than The Children of the Corn.
I like Meet the Fockers better than Meet Wally Sparks.
I ilke The Big Chill better than The Big Bounce.
I like Apocalypse Now! better than Arageddon.
I like Bandits better than Small Time Crooks.
I like The Man Who Wasn't There better than The Man Who Knew Too Much.
I like Blood Work better than Dirty Work.
I like Goodfellas better than Bad Company.
I like School of Rock better than Cradle Will Rock.
I like From Hell better than Far From Heaven.
I like Donnie Darko better than Donnie Brasco.
and finally,
I like Brianna Banks better than Jenna Jameson.
Until Later.