Field of Deets

Morneau took a bean in the noodle. That's a funny sentence, I don't care who you are.

Ok, someone come and shoot my twice in the gut, wait 10 minutes, then put one between my eyes for writing that last thing.

Anyway, it's funny that he sort of blew it off, saying he got kicked in the back of the head with an ice skate once. I love that shit.

You remember Coach from "Cheers" - I think he was only on the first season for two cause he died, but he was supposed to be Mayday Sam Malone's old coach and a former player as well. There was an episode where he talked about how he used to just lean his head over the plate to get beaned so he could reach base. It was pretty funny.

If you haven't seen that episode, disregard the previous paragraph.

It's probably too late for that, huh? Sorry, I'll get you a more timely warning next time.

Moving on, new OC tonight. Will it suck? No. Will it be great? Maybe. I haven't wrote about the last two OC episodes because I didn't see them until last week, thanks to the friendly girls down the street. Jesse was right though, it will be an indicator as to how the rest of the season will play out.

Will we have another Truman Show like incident with Seth daring out to sea in an undersized boat? What's the deal with Theresa's baby? Is Ryan a father, does he care? What about Ryan's brother, how will he fuck shit up?

Let's talk possible OC threesomes, which one will happen first?

Alex, Marissa, and Ryan?

Summer, Seth, and Zach?

Seth, Ryan, and Zach?

Anna, Summer, and Seth?

Julie, Marissa, and Luke? (sorry about that one)

Seth, Ryan, and Lindsay?

Alex, Seth, and Summer?

My first choice would be Anna, Summer, and Me.

Two episodes ago was the best show of the season, pretty much because it made fun of the lame shit they've done so far this season. We'll see what happens tonight in the aftermath of the Julie Cooper porno revelation. Cal is up to something.

Adam told me I remind him more and more of Seth Cohen. I don't know what that means or if its a good or bad thing. I think Seth Cohen is reminding Adam more and more of me, but whatever, I'll take it and run.

Tony Kornheiser and Mike Wilbon said "Fever Pitch" has a 0% and 10% chance of being any good. I'm with Tony, 0%. Drew Barrymore is an atrocious actress, and Jimmy Fallon... c'mon. If Fallon had been on SNL in its prime, with the likes of Chevy Chase, Phil Hartman, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Dana Carvey (who just turned 50... 50!), and Mike Meyers, he would never have been a standout.

Do you remember when NBC first aquired the rights to some other company, I think it was Universal, so Conan was able to show clips of Walker Texas Ranger whenever he wanted and he had that lever near his desk that he would pull for no reason at all and a clip would show?

Well last night Conan was doing his annual "Comedy Spring Cleaning Thing" where he showed outtakes and other crap, well he brought out one more "Walker" clip, saying there was a reason why they didn't show it before. And it was the funniest one yet.

It starts with Old Dude speaking to some little kid, who turns out to be a young Haley Joel Osment. Haley Joe says something, "Actually, I'm Little Visitor now," then he says some shit in some indian language.

Then Old Dude says, "Well excuse my French, but all be damned."

Then they cut immediately to Osment who lays this one on his audience, "Walker told me I have AIDS."

Maybe you had to see it, maybe you didn't, but I laughed pretty hard.

I'm ending with that.

Until Walker Tells Me I Have AIDS.